Friday, February 26, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Michael Alexander Stories
Well...FINALLY. It's not the way I want it, but its somewhat functional and ready for a little bit of business. Still working on making all the hyper links work and I would like to remind everyone that I am totally new to building websites, so this has been really tough on me. Add to that editing Breanne's stuff, writing my own, AND building the website, I'm lucky I can remember my name.
If anyone has suggestions, comments, words of support or encouragement PLEASE PLEASE drop them off. If anyone has complaints, criticisms, and unfavorable reviews, you can dump them in the trash.
Anyway, here's to the WEBSITE!
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Daily Assignment 02-23-10
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Tuesday, February 23, 2010 Today’s Assignment: Icy Hot Torment. Starting at 11am you will apply IcyHot to your nipples every hour on the hour until 6pm. Once during that time period you will get a vibrator, lube it in IcyHot, and masturbate until you cum.
Breanne's Daily Assignments are no longer available on Michael Alexander's BDSM Blog. Still want to find out just what happened to Breanne? No problem! The archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments is available at Michael Alexander Stories in the VIP LOUNGE. Join us to explore amazing new stories from Michael Alexander, the archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments, the innovative Choose Your Own Adventure erotic novel "The Club", art, specials, and more! Michael Alexander Stories: The best BDSM erotic fiction on the internet!
Tuesday, February 23, 2010 Today’s Assignment: Icy Hot Torment. Starting at 11am you will apply IcyHot to your nipples every hour on the hour until 6pm. Once during that time period you will get a vibrator, lube it in IcyHot, and masturbate until you cum.
Breanne's Daily Assignments are no longer available on Michael Alexander's BDSM Blog. Still want to find out just what happened to Breanne? No problem! The archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments is available at Michael Alexander Stories in the VIP LOUNGE. Join us to explore amazing new stories from Michael Alexander, the archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments, the innovative Choose Your Own Adventure erotic novel "The Club", art, specials, and more! Michael Alexander Stories: The best BDSM erotic fiction on the internet!
Monday, February 22, 2010
Website
Well we have run into more delays regarding the website and all I can say is that I hope everyone is enjoying Breanne's little adventures because truth be told, unless you like reading all the old stuff I have NO IDEA when www.michaelalexanderstories.com will be up and operational. The good news is that my webmaster is back on duty and working on several pages. If you have breathlessly been waiting for stories, please accept my apologies. Just remember, good things come to those who wait.
And in the mean time, I think Breanne is doing a spectacular job keeping our interest. Her daily assignments have my attention at least.
So keep your chin up, keep reading your favorite Michael Alexander stories, and we'll have the website up soon!
And in the mean time, I think Breanne is doing a spectacular job keeping our interest. Her daily assignments have my attention at least.
So keep your chin up, keep reading your favorite Michael Alexander stories, and we'll have the website up soon!
Friday, February 19, 2010
Daily Assignment 02-19-10
Friday. February 19, 2010
Today’s Assignment: Blowjob Day (Ordered by Mistress Ellen) Find a guy in uniform and offer to give him the blow job of his life.
Breanne's Daily Assignments are no longer available on Michael Alexander's BDSM Blog. Still want to find out just what happened to Breanne? No problem! The archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments is available at Michael Alexander Stories in the VIP LOUNGE. Join us to explore amazing new stories from Michael Alexander, the archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments, the innovative Choose Your Own Adventure erotic novel "The Club", art, specials, and more! Michael Alexander Stories: The best BDSM erotic fiction on the internet!
Today’s Assignment: Blowjob Day (Ordered by Mistress Ellen) Find a guy in uniform and offer to give him the blow job of his life.
Breanne's Daily Assignments are no longer available on Michael Alexander's BDSM Blog. Still want to find out just what happened to Breanne? No problem! The archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments is available at Michael Alexander Stories in the VIP LOUNGE. Join us to explore amazing new stories from Michael Alexander, the archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments, the innovative Choose Your Own Adventure erotic novel "The Club", art, specials, and more! Michael Alexander Stories: The best BDSM erotic fiction on the internet!
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Daily Assignment 02-18-10
Today's Assignment: Costume Play (Assigned by Mistress Ellen) Dress up in your duster, black lace bra and panties, black garter belt, and head to the toy store. Bring a vibrator, a bottom plug, and your nipple clamps. Purchase a toy gun with holster. Put on the toy gun, push the vibe, bottom plug, and clamps through the garter belt and go on a date with a guy who has never seen you naked. Go all the way!
Breanne's Daily Assignments are no longer available on Michael Alexander's BDSM Blog. Still want to find out just what happened to Breanne? No problem! The archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments is available at Michael Alexander Stories in the VIP LOUNGE. Join us to explore amazing new stories from Michael Alexander, the archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments, the innovative Choose Your Own Adventure erotic novel "The Club", art, specials, and more! Michael Alexander Stories: The best BDSM erotic fiction on the internet!
Breanne's Daily Assignments are no longer available on Michael Alexander's BDSM Blog. Still want to find out just what happened to Breanne? No problem! The archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments is available at Michael Alexander Stories in the VIP LOUNGE. Join us to explore amazing new stories from Michael Alexander, the archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments, the innovative Choose Your Own Adventure erotic novel "The Club", art, specials, and more! Michael Alexander Stories: The best BDSM erotic fiction on the internet!
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Daily Assignment 02-17-10
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Today’s Assignment: Find some very rough rope, at least as thick as your thumb. Tie one end around your waist with the dangling end at the small of your back. Run the rope through your butt cheeks and pussy lips, up to the rope around your waist. Tie it and cut off the extra. Make sure the rope between your legs is pulled really tight up into your crotch. Get dressed again. Wear the crotch rope for 12 hours.
Breanne's Daily Assignments are no longer available on Michael Alexander's BDSM Blog. Still want to find out just what happened to Breanne? No problem! The archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments is available at Michael Alexander Stories in the VIP LOUNGE. Join us to explore amazing new stories from Michael Alexander, the archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments, the innovative Choose Your Own Adventure erotic novel "The Club", art, specials, and more! Michael Alexander Stories: The best BDSM erotic fiction on the internet!
Today’s Assignment: Find some very rough rope, at least as thick as your thumb. Tie one end around your waist with the dangling end at the small of your back. Run the rope through your butt cheeks and pussy lips, up to the rope around your waist. Tie it and cut off the extra. Make sure the rope between your legs is pulled really tight up into your crotch. Get dressed again. Wear the crotch rope for 12 hours.
Breanne's Daily Assignments are no longer available on Michael Alexander's BDSM Blog. Still want to find out just what happened to Breanne? No problem! The archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments is available at Michael Alexander Stories in the VIP LOUNGE. Join us to explore amazing new stories from Michael Alexander, the archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments, the innovative Choose Your Own Adventure erotic novel "The Club", art, specials, and more! Michael Alexander Stories: The best BDSM erotic fiction on the internet!
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Daily Assignment 02-16-10
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Today’s Assignment: (Assigned by Master Brandon) Drive to a toy store wearing nothing but your duster and high heels. Go inside and purchase enough play-do (children’s putty) to make a six inch dildo. Go back to your car, get in, open the play-do and form it into a dildo. Open your coat, push the play-do dildo into your pussy, and drive home with your coat open and the play-do dildo inside.
Breanne's Daily Assignments are no longer available on Michael Alexander's BDSM Blog. Still want to find out just what happened to Breanne? No problem! The archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments is available at Michael Alexander Stories in the VIP LOUNGE. Join us to explore amazing new stories from Michael Alexander, the archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments, the innovative Choose Your Own Adventure erotic novel "The Club", art, specials, and more! Michael Alexander Stories: The best BDSM erotic fiction on the internet!
Today’s Assignment: (Assigned by Master Brandon) Drive to a toy store wearing nothing but your duster and high heels. Go inside and purchase enough play-do (children’s putty) to make a six inch dildo. Go back to your car, get in, open the play-do and form it into a dildo. Open your coat, push the play-do dildo into your pussy, and drive home with your coat open and the play-do dildo inside.
Breanne's Daily Assignments are no longer available on Michael Alexander's BDSM Blog. Still want to find out just what happened to Breanne? No problem! The archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments is available at Michael Alexander Stories in the VIP LOUNGE. Join us to explore amazing new stories from Michael Alexander, the archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments, the innovative Choose Your Own Adventure erotic novel "The Club", art, specials, and more! Michael Alexander Stories: The best BDSM erotic fiction on the internet!
Monday, February 15, 2010
Daily Assignment 02-15-10
Photo Credit: the-nightshiftnurses.com
Monday, February 15, 2010
Today’s Assignment: Fuck an Egg. (Submitted in the comments!)
Hmmm…plain, simple, easy to do. Okay.
All right, first of all I want to thank everyone who has continued to come to the blog to check out everything that is happening. I know Michael is working very hard both writing and page designing and he told me that stuff should be up shortly on the index page and that everyone will get to read the latest story starring me. “Under Construction” is pretty light, but a lot of fun too. I enjoyed it at least!
My week off was relaxing. I took some time to write, to take care of things on the farm, and general do things like relaxing bubble baths. Very nice. Sorry I didn’t post anything, but frankly, I needed a break. I did write up about my little play date with Kari and Robert, but after reading it, Michael asked that it get posted at the website, rather than on the blog. Evidently it’s too long. Oh well! I’m cool with that!
Daily Assignments start back up today. Sorry I’m posting this one so late. I still have a long list of assignments, but on the flip side, if you have a suggestion or want something tried, well, feel free to drop me a suggestion in the comment box or send me an email! I’ll put it on the list!
Anyway, I have a date with an egg, so talk to you tomorrow!
Monday, February 15, 2010
Today’s Assignment: Fuck an Egg. (Submitted in the comments!)
Hmmm…plain, simple, easy to do. Okay.
All right, first of all I want to thank everyone who has continued to come to the blog to check out everything that is happening. I know Michael is working very hard both writing and page designing and he told me that stuff should be up shortly on the index page and that everyone will get to read the latest story starring me. “Under Construction” is pretty light, but a lot of fun too. I enjoyed it at least!
My week off was relaxing. I took some time to write, to take care of things on the farm, and general do things like relaxing bubble baths. Very nice. Sorry I didn’t post anything, but frankly, I needed a break. I did write up about my little play date with Kari and Robert, but after reading it, Michael asked that it get posted at the website, rather than on the blog. Evidently it’s too long. Oh well! I’m cool with that!
Daily Assignments start back up today. Sorry I’m posting this one so late. I still have a long list of assignments, but on the flip side, if you have a suggestion or want something tried, well, feel free to drop me a suggestion in the comment box or send me an email! I’ll put it on the list!
Anyway, I have a date with an egg, so talk to you tomorrow!
Thursday, February 11, 2010
"The Arroyo" Finished!
This morning I finished the new short story "The Arroyo". It's coded M/f, romantic, bondage, toys, consensual. So it's pretty light. It should appeal to some of my female readers especially. This story will be posted in the VIP Lounge at Michael Alexander Stories, along with "Abduction", "The Computer", and "The Invitation". So just think, four new short stories just to start out with! I've mostly been working on the website lately, and it's been a learning experience. I should have a decent front page up by Friday and I've already got several additional pages built, including the Free Story Archive list. Once I have page formats done, I will be able to add new pages rapidly. The idea is to have the VIP Lounge up by May.
Here is a small excerpt of "The Arroyo"!
“All right, but it will cost you.” He said, extracting something small and metallic, holding it tightly in his hand.
“Cost me? What?” She asked suspiciously.
Parker opened his hand, letting a thin black metal chain dangle from his fingers. On each end of the chain was a small metal rubber tipped clamp, each with a tiny screw to change the tightness of the bite. It seemed to sway in the breeze and Karen’s eyes got very big.
“You’ve got to be kidding me.” She said, eyes locked on the clamps.
He shook his head. “Nope. You want to suck on me, this is the price.” He jiggled the chain and grinned.
The indecision was clearly written across her face and he thought about telling her that he had every intention of putting the clamps on her anyway, a little later down the trail. However he sensed that her sexual need was relatively desperate and that she would choose to have the clamps on herself, without any urging from him, which would give him the opportunity for something even more diabolical later on.
Finally she stepped up to him, eyes dark and filled with hunger. She reached up to the simple spaghetti straps of the sundress and pulled first one, then the other, off her shoulders. The dress clung to her breasts regardless of the loss of the spaghetti straps and she tugged the material down, exposing her magnificent bosom to his eyes. Each soft curve was tipped with pink, a tiny bud exposed and raised in the cool breeze of spring. Her chest heaved with deep breaths and she cupped both grapefruit sized mounds and held them, presenting herself.
With a grin Parker pinched open the first clamp, setting it over her right nipple. Coming from straight on, he let it close, watching the reaction on her face as the sensation rushed through her. He could tell that it wasn’t painful, but the pressure was just intense enough to focus her thoughts on her breast. The other clamp went on just as easily and her eyes closed as she dealt with the onslaught of new sensation streaming through her body.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Naughty Snow White
I'm pretty sure this isn't what Disney had in mind. But hey, one cute little white chick with seven dwarfs? What else do you call it?
via Sexy&Funny.com
Monday, February 8, 2010
Website Kinda Active
Well after a long hard weekend and cheering on the Saints, I have finally got a few things together for the website. My first major choice, and feel free to comment, is the header bar photo selection. Do you prefer the one above or the one below? The test page is now ready and you can visit it here at www.michaelalexanderstories.com/frontpage1.html.
This link will not remain active since eventually the final draft will go on the front page, but until then, if you are really desperate to read "Under Construction" you can now do it. Very few of the navigation links are active, so don't bother trying to go to the Free Story Archive, or the VIP Lounge, much less the Contact Us pages. I haven't even made them yet.
But as promised, things are moving along. Please let me know what you think of the layout and website! We'll be bringing great things to the table soon!
This link will not remain active since eventually the final draft will go on the front page, but until then, if you are really desperate to read "Under Construction" you can now do it. Very few of the navigation links are active, so don't bother trying to go to the Free Story Archive, or the VIP Lounge, much less the Contact Us pages. I haven't even made them yet.
But as promised, things are moving along. Please let me know what you think of the layout and website! We'll be bringing great things to the table soon!
Daily Assignment 02-08-10
Monday, February 08, 2010 Today’s Assignment: I get to take a few days off. I know everyone was breathlessly waiting for the next installment of daily assignments. I’ve even gotten a few suggestions. (An Egg? Really? Sigh…) But it will be a few days before I’m ready to handle the ins and outs of my assignments. If you know anything about women and the lunar cycle, you should be able to figure out why. But I do want to assure you I will still be posting. I need to write that essay, a record of my little adventure on Saturday, and I’m sure I can come up with some other stuff! So keep checking back!
Breanne's Daily Assignments are no longer available on Michael Alexander's BDSM Blog. Still want to find out just what happened to Breanne? No problem! The archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments is available at Michael Alexander Stories in the VIP LOUNGE. Join us to explore amazing new stories from Michael Alexander, the archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments, the innovative Choose Your Own Adventure erotic novel "The Club", art, specials, and more! Michael Alexander Stories: The best BDSM erotic fiction on the internet!
Breanne's Daily Assignments are no longer available on Michael Alexander's BDSM Blog. Still want to find out just what happened to Breanne? No problem! The archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments is available at Michael Alexander Stories in the VIP LOUNGE. Join us to explore amazing new stories from Michael Alexander, the archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments, the innovative Choose Your Own Adventure erotic novel "The Club", art, specials, and more! Michael Alexander Stories: The best BDSM erotic fiction on the internet!
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Website Construction
Photo Credit: Shibaridolls.com
As I mentioned before, my regular webmaster had some personal (and professional) issues to deal with thanks to a major business glitch and I've been forced to learn website design in a hurry. The good news is after much trial and error I've been able to create several decent pages to get the website going. They look relatively professional and I'm pleased with the outcome. If nothing else, everyone will be able to read "Under Construction." I've also completed the index page to the Free Story Archive and hopefully will be adding the published stories relatively quickly.
My goal is to try and have something up by next Friday. My real issue is that I'm waiting on my webmaster to give me the information for uploading the pages. Once that's done, I'll be off and you will be able to check out everything at www.michaelalexanderstories.com!
Thanks for checking in with me and Breanne every day!
As I mentioned before, my regular webmaster had some personal (and professional) issues to deal with thanks to a major business glitch and I've been forced to learn website design in a hurry. The good news is after much trial and error I've been able to create several decent pages to get the website going. They look relatively professional and I'm pleased with the outcome. If nothing else, everyone will be able to read "Under Construction." I've also completed the index page to the Free Story Archive and hopefully will be adding the published stories relatively quickly.
My goal is to try and have something up by next Friday. My real issue is that I'm waiting on my webmaster to give me the information for uploading the pages. Once that's done, I'll be off and you will be able to check out everything at www.michaelalexanderstories.com!
Thanks for checking in with me and Breanne every day!
Friday, February 5, 2010
Website Delay
~ Frustration is the compost from which the mushrooms of creativity grow. ~ Tumerica Blog
Well we've run into another set back with getting the website up and running. My webmaster (who actually has another job) has hit some hard times and as a result I'm going to be taking on some of the website creation duties. Since I'm still a novice at website structure (lets face it, I'm a writer, not a web designer) it might take me a bit of time to get things together. I will do everything in my power to get things going.
I will keep everyone updated on when I get things set up. My priorities will be the Under Construction Story highlighted on the front page, immediately followed by the Free Story Archive.
Daily Assignment 02-05-10
Friday, February 5th, 2010
Today’s Assignment: Blowjob Day. It’s the final installment of three different blowjob days. When first proposed I came up with three options to complete the task and I ended up getting assigned to do all three options. The first week I did a stranger at a club. Last week was my trip to the porn store arcade. This week I’m borrowing Robert from my former Mistress Kari (at great cost I might add). So, on to do a blowjob.Breanne's Daily Assignments are no longer available on Michael Alexander's BDSM Blog. Still want to find out just what happened to Breanne? No problem! The archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments is available at Michael Alexander Stories in the VIP LOUNGE. Join us to explore amazing new stories from Michael Alexander, the archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments, the innovative Choose Your Own Adventure erotic novel "The Club", art, specials, and more! Michael Alexander Stories: The best BDSM erotic fiction on the internet!
Today’s Assignment: Blowjob Day. It’s the final installment of three different blowjob days. When first proposed I came up with three options to complete the task and I ended up getting assigned to do all three options. The first week I did a stranger at a club. Last week was my trip to the porn store arcade. This week I’m borrowing Robert from my former Mistress Kari (at great cost I might add). So, on to do a blowjob.Breanne's Daily Assignments are no longer available on Michael Alexander's BDSM Blog. Still want to find out just what happened to Breanne? No problem! The archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments is available at Michael Alexander Stories in the VIP LOUNGE. Join us to explore amazing new stories from Michael Alexander, the archive of Breanne's Daily Assignments, the innovative Choose Your Own Adventure erotic novel "The Club", art, specials, and more! Michael Alexander Stories: The best BDSM erotic fiction on the internet!
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Breanne's Toy Box
I think I need to mention that my toy box is a rather unique thing. First of all it is the culmination of over seven years of sexual submission and depravity, first to a dominatrix during half of my high school and college years. Add to that my own sexual interests and unusual tastes and you get a collection that doesn’t border on perversion, but on serious deviance. When asked how I categorize myself the answer is simple: I’m a nympho pain humiliation slut. How does that translate into sex toys? You’ll see.
Vibrators. I like vibrators. They are versatile, easy to clean, simple devices that get me from point A to point B quickly and with minimal fuss. I’m a fan. I’d much rather get a new and intricate vibrator on Valentine’s day than a dozen roses!
1. Six inch straight vibrator – this was one of my very first vibes, which I got from Kari when I was sixteen. It’s a no frills cheapie, with a twist dial at the bottom. I don’t use it that often, since it’s relatively narrow, only about an inch wide.
2.. Seven inch “G Spot” vibrator – this one I got in college. It’s thick (like two inches) and the tip is curved, the idea being that it will stimulate a girl’s G spot. Not sure if it actually does that since I usually come pretty easy no matter what is in me or how it moves.
3. Mini Pocket rocket vibrator (it’s the size of a lipstick container) Kari got this one for trips. It’s small enough to fit in a purse and even comes disguised! While it needs frequent battery changes for long term use it has a really powerful motor that makes the first two vibrators on this list seem like old cars next to a formula one racer.
4. Clitoral Stimulator Vibrator – this one I purchased my senior year in college. I like it the most because there is this little appendage sticking out of the side of the shaft near the base. When rammed deeply into my pussy, this little appendage touches my clit, and since it vibrates too, it makes me cum really fast. The only problems with this vibrator is that you can’t really SIT with it in. You have to lay down. Worse, it’s the kind of vibrator that requires a lot of attention to use, so it’s not one you can stick in and leave alone to do its work. It’s unwieldy and awkward.
5. Dildo Vibrator – I bought this one three years ago. I’m not a big fan of dildos since they’re really just cock substitutes. I prefer real cock. But this sucker FEELS like a cock, except it vibrates! I thought the novelty was sufficiently cool to buy it. Actual use has been a bit disappointing. It’s really weird, sticking something that feels like a cock inside yourself, only to experience a buzzing sensation. Guys don’t buzz. They piston.
6. Waterproof Vibrator – I have a vibrator that is totally waterproof, so I can use it in the shower. Its normal length, about seven inches, and relatively thin with a bulbed head.
Dildos – These sex toys are okay I suppose and I admit they have their uses.
1. My pride and joy is my nine inch "Husky" dildo which I’ve fucked on various occasions, including one daily assignment for Michael’s Blog. It’s huge. It has a half set of balls to make it easy to display as art on your bedside table (or to put on a chair and ram yourself down on). While I enjoy the size and texture of my Husky guy, it still requires a lot of personal action on my part. Lots of thrusts. Of course, now that I’ve figured out that I should put it in anytime I’m riding my tractor, it might get more use.
2. My six inch "bang me" dildo – This was the first dildo I ever owned. It’s rather mundane. Six inches long, a weird off color purple (who makes a purple colored dildo?) and has strange bumps on it as if your fucking a guy with warts. WTF? Anyway, I rarely use this one unless I need a dildo that will fit in my ass, in which case this one works nicely.
3. Spiked Dildo – this one is a unique little item Kari bought for me my freshman year of college. It is a dildo, kind of, that has an air bladder inside it. A little rubber ball on a hose comes out the bottom and when you pump the dildo up, all these little tiny semi-sharp spikes pop out of the thing. I have NO idea where she got it, so don’t ask. The spikes aren’t metal, they’re like rubber, and they aren’t long either. But this dildo is one of the most perplexing since it’s the most uncomfortable, but also one of the most arousing ones I own. I don’t use it very often since cleaning it is a bitch. But I remember days when I had to put it in and we would negotiate how many pumps I would have to endure. One pump is nothing, just a few strange sensations. Two pumps and you start to feel the little bumps. Three and the spikes pop out just enough for you to know they are sticking you. Four pumps and you start squirming a bit. (This is actually the best level for actual thrusting and pumping the dildo). Five pumps is punishment. Six is just plain torture. Seven and the damn thing doesn’t move inside you and its agony.
Clamps – I’ve endured all sorts of clamps and have a wide collection in my toy box.
1. Clothespins – I’ve got a ton of these, like twenty or so. They’re great for all sorts of things and can be put practically anywhere on your body. I’ve literally worn every one of them before. I especially like them on my nipples and clit, but I’ll go for them pretty much anywhere. The only problem with them is that they are too easy to knock off, can’t be tightened, and are pretty obvious.
2. Duckbilled Clamps – these are standard nipple clamps that you can pick up from your local sex toy shop, but I suspect you could probably get them at a hardware store. Mine have little screws to tighten them down, as well as a chain connecting them. I like them because they can be tightened…a lot. But the rubber tips and the nature of the clamp make them a little…passé.
3. Plastic Clothespins with teeth – I found these six little gems at a dollar store one day. The thing that intrigued me was that these plastic clothespin had teeth! Little bumped ridges! I tried them out and found that they’re too light weight to do anything interesting to my nipples, but they feel really fantastic clipped to my clit. I don’t use them much, but I’ve got them.
4. Black Rubber tipped Alligator Clamps on a chain – These clamps are a little more intense. Both of them have little screws that adjust how tight they grip and are clearly standard porn shop toys. You can’t remove the rubber on the tips and they bite good and hard. These are perhaps my favorite since I can wear them for long periods of time and they are almost the most painful.
5. Rubber Band Clamps – When I was a freshman in high school I ended up with braces to fix a crowded mouth and a bit of an overbite. For three months I had to wear rubber bands on those braces and since Kari and I were already into our D/s relationship, it wasn’t long before she was slipping those little finger width bands over my nipples. I still have a bunch of rubber bands. When applied properly they keep my nipples hard and in the forefront of my mind. They don’t exactly hurt, but its like having someone lightly pinching your nipples constantly, no matter what you’re doing or where you’re going. Drives me crazy!
6. Metal Alligator Clamps – Our second year of college Kari gave me this set of clamps. They are a home made set, since I doubt anyone would sell something like this for the purpose of sexual enhancement. Both clamps are heavy stainless steel with metal teeth. No rubber. There is no way to adjust the bite and let me tell you that these two clamps hurt like hell. Every time I’ve been forced to wear them I’ve ended up with little red marks on my nipples and even some bruising. These aren’t for sex. They’re for punishment. Why do I keep them? Beats me…but I know on occasion I deserve punishment.
Weird Stuff
1. Ben Wa Balls – If you don’t know what these are, you really should get a pair. The classic version is two golf ball sized spheres filled with a little bell inside. You put them inside your pussy and with every step they roll around, ringing lightly as the weight shifts inside them. The more modern version has two latex coated bells connected with a string. It does the same thing but is a lot easier to remove. I love these. They’re quiet, easy to wear in public, and stimulates you constantly. My only complaint is that its tough to orgasm while wearing them. Very very tough.
2. Eight inch metal dildo – I thought about putting this in the dildo category, but its not really a dildo, kinda. It’s a phallus. A hard cold polished steel phallus. Kari had one of her boy toys make this for me while we were in college. Its about eight inches long and about two inches thick and smooth as a baby’s bottom. The whole purpose of this dildo is about temperature. Kari used to stick it in the oven at about 100 degrees, or in the freezer over night. I don’t think I need to explain how it’s used.
3. Ankle and Wrist Cuffs – These are a matched set Kari bought from Spencer’s ages ago. They’ve seen a lot of use over the years and are still some of the best I’ve ever worn. I’ve done the full leather stuff but that’s expensive and frankly I think a little overdone. These are compact cuffs with plastic clips and Velcro straps. Very nice.
4. Funny Dice – two dices with the options of suck, blow, lick, kiss, eat, and a ? on one. Below waist, Above waist, lips, nipples, toes, and ? on the other. Kari bought these once as a gag and we had a lot of fun doing each other with them.
5. Several extra large office paper clip with a nine volt battery – No doubt you are wondering what diabolical purpose several large metal paperclips and a nine volt battery are for. Well, it’s actually quite simple. You take a paperclip, carefully put it on a nipple or a clit, then take the battery and tap it against the metal ends. Every time you do a little spark of electricity will zap whatever is stuck between the edges of the paperclip.
6. Wooden Triangle Prism – This was another little toy made for me by one of Kari’s boy toys. It’s a wooden prism about three inches high and three inches wide. It’s a foot long and is designed to be put on a chair seat. Then you take off your clothes, straddle the chair with your legs to the side, and sit down. It is very uncomfortable and frankly is like riding a wooden pony.
7. Vibroballs – These are actually a combination of ben wa balls and a vibrator. Two small plastic balls, each filled with a tiny vibrator hang on a wire that goes to a small control box. I like these and have walked around with them in. They roll like ben wa balls, but the vibration makes everything like thirty times more intense. Besides, its always a conversation starter when you have a small control box in your pocket and the wires disappear into your shorts!
8. A box of short tacks – I got these about five years ago for a series of breast tortures Kari wanted to inflict upon me. Each tack is tiny, about a millimeter long with a wide head. I had to pour them out on the kitchen table of our apartment, bend over with my hands tied behind my back, and endure my spanking while trying desperately not to mash my breasts into the entire metallic mess. Needless to say I failed. While none of the tacks pierced me and made me bleed my breasts exploded in sharp little pricks and I was covered in red marks.
9. Plastic Ruler – This originally was intended for spankings, but I ended up fucking it too one night.
10. Rope – Soft nylon. Duh…what do you think it’s for?
11. Candles – I actually have a couple kinds. I like tapers for dripping wax on myself (or to let a nice friend do it to me.) I also have a couple votive candles with wide brims. They are really awesome for lighting, letting the wax build up and then extinguishing with your breasts.
Bottom Toys – A wise man once said “the anus is an exit, not an entrance.” While in general I agree with this principal, I can’t help admitting that a little bit of behind the scenes action can be a great turn on.
1. Standard flat base butt plug – this is just a standard flat bottom plug that starts at a point and widens out to a couple of inches. Its perfect for wearing around all day since if you sit down the wide base only rams the plug in an inch or so deeper.
2. Anal beads – these are little beads on a string that you are supposed to have pushed into your rear. I’m not a big fan of them because they have to be put in by a friend. Its hard to do yourself.
Oils, Juices, and Lubricants
1. One bottle of KY Jelly Warming Oil – yep great for sex, cock milking, breast lubes…just about everything.
2. One tube of KY Jelly lubricant – pretty much does the same thing as the warming oil.
3. One tube of Icy Hot Muscle Relaxant. – This stuff is awesome. Talk about an intensifier. You can use this anywhere. Wild on the nipples. Torture on the clit. Pure torment as a lubrication.
4. One bottle of orange citrus mineral oil
5. One bottle of Chica Chocolate lotion
6. Box of ribbed condoms (just in case, right?)
Okay, that’s pretty much all that I actually have in my toy box. Now there are some other things, which I don’t permanently keep in my toy box, but have had in it…
1. Lollipops – I like the dum dum ones and the tootsie roll ones, but my favorite are the big long twirled ones. These are perfect for a little sticky fun when you are trying to make some guy’s eyeballs pop out.
2. Cucumbers – Good for salads and Breanne’s box…lol
3. Ice – I love ice. It’s useful. It keeps drinks cold, and causes intense sensations when used appropriately in my toy box. I keep tube ice regularly made. Ostensibly it’s for putting in soda and water bottles, but works for other narrow openings lol.
4. Ginger – I don’t keep this on hand because I didn’t find it all that fantastic. Of course, my first and only experience with it was a double penetration punishment that didn’t involve any masturbation.
5. Chocolate – I love chocolate, in any form. You really can’t say you’ve fucked everything until you can say you’ve fucked Three Musketeers and enjoyed it!
Well that's my toy box! I hope you enjoyed finding out what was in it!
Daily Assignment 02-04-10
Thursday, February 04, 2010 Today’s Assignment: I have to let everyone know today that I’ve bumped the regular assignment and selected one from farther down the list. Its very tame and the reason is simple. I need to recover. Last night was a little wild, which if you read on you will discover in short order. To put it bluntly, I’m sore. So here is today’s assignment:
I can probably handle that without any issues. So keep watching today for the completion of my daily assignment!
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From Master Brandon: Breanne, Today I want you to post a list of all the toys in your toy box. Each item needs a sentence or two describing it as well as how you like to use it. Post it on the blog. While you are writing out your list, make sure you are sitting on a vibrator, embedded inside you, turned to its lowest setting.
I can probably handle that without any issues. So keep watching today for the completion of my daily assignment!
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Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Monday, February 1, 2010
Website Construction
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Good news everyone. I've been looking over the new website layout and we should have the new "Under Construction" story up by Wednesday at the latest. It will be totally free and be an interim index page while we finish getting the Free Story Archive together. After that we will get the VIP Lounge set up. There is already a plethora of new material ready for the VIP Lounge. We have three brand new short stories, Breanne's material, and of course some previews of our new Choose Your Own Destiny story.
I'll let everyone know when the site it up and running!
Michael Alexander
Good news everyone. I've been looking over the new website layout and we should have the new "Under Construction" story up by Wednesday at the latest. It will be totally free and be an interim index page while we finish getting the Free Story Archive together. After that we will get the VIP Lounge set up. There is already a plethora of new material ready for the VIP Lounge. We have three brand new short stories, Breanne's material, and of course some previews of our new Choose Your Own Destiny story.
I'll let everyone know when the site it up and running!
Michael Alexander
Daily Assignment 02-01-10
Monday, February 1st, 2010
Today’s Assignment: Chocolate Mania! An online friend, Mervyn, asked me to do a daily assignment with chocolate. After discussing it with some online doms a few specifics were reached.
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Today’s Assignment: Chocolate Mania! An online friend, Mervyn, asked me to do a daily assignment with chocolate. After discussing it with some online doms a few specifics were reached.
Breanne, head to the grocery store and pick out five pieces of candy. Three of the selections must be phallic, bars of some kind. I would recommend Three Musketeers, Large Tootsie Roll, stuff like that. The last two pieces can be anything you want. Take your purchases home, strip, get in the bathtub, and fuck every single piece of candy until you cum. Lick your fingers clean. Shower.
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