NHPS Pushups: An Explanation

NHPS Pushups aren't easy. And it isn't exercise either. It's torture, and you better understand that. To do one, the first thing you have to have is a tack mat. Mine is a 1/4 inch piece of rubber, that's 12x24 inches. Then what you do is buy the right tacks, you know... the sharp little pointy things with flat heads? and hammer them all into the mat. Mine was done by a friend from the hardware store. What I got was a one by two foot spiked piece of hell. The tack points (which are relatively sharp) stick up out of the rubber by about half a millimeter. Not much, grant you, but it's enough. Oh trust me it's enough.

So after you have your tack mat, you go someplace relatively private, which for me, means the barn. My mom RARELY comes out to the barn and my Dad can't without help. So for me, it's a pretty safe haven to do stupid shit.

There are two ways to do NHPS Pushups. Both require you to do it sans shirt and bra. So once you are bare breasted, you have to options. The first, the original way to do a NHPS Pushup, is to get in a normal pushup position over the tack mat. Obviously, the mat needs to be right under your chest. Now, unlike a normal pushup, where you keep yourself up and lower down and then back up, a NHPS Pushup requires you to lower yourself slowly down until ALL YOUR WEIGHT IS ON THE MAT. Yes. And yes it hurts. You also have to lift up your hands and arms. It's like a zillion pins all being lightly pressed against your skin and trust me, its especially painful on the nipples. Once you've completely mashed and pinpricked your breasts, you lift back up and do it again. And again.

You do it just like this, except over the tack mat.

The second way to do to NHPS Pushups is called "EXTREME NHPS PUSHUPS". Yes, you are supposed to capitalize the words. To do EXTREME NHPS PUSHUPS, you get something at least two feet high and put it down where your feet are supposed to be. Then you get in a pushup position, but with your feet on the object. I use hay bales. Then once your feet are elevated you do the EXTREME NHPS PUSHUP, dropping down and putting all your weight (now including most of your leg weight) on your breasts. Then you lift your arms and hands, try not to wiggle, and perforate and tenderize your breasts.

Of course there are other "additions" you can have your Nympho Humiliation Pain Slut do of course. Thick rubber bands around the base of her breasts, or rope really make the whole thing hurt more, but doesn't actually cause any real damage. I've been "cut" before, but not much, not even enough to use a bandaid, and I always wash the mat with alcohol when I'm done. Other fun things to do... lemon juice right after the NHPS Pushups, clamps, or heck, make sure your nympho humiliation pain slut is stuffed with something seriously devious while she has to do them. I've literally CUM while in the middle of NHPS Pushups.

So there you have it. A good explanation of NHPS Pushups! Enjoy!